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·¹³ë´Â À̾î There hasn¡¯t been this kind of panic in the White House since one night in 1998 when Hillary came home early. (¹é¾Ç°ü¿¡¼ ÀÌ·¸°Ô »ç¶÷µéÀÌ ´çȲÇϱâ´Â óÀ½ ÀÖ´Â ÀÏÀÔ´Ï´Ù. 1998³â ¾î´À ³¯ ¹ã Èú·¯¸® ¿©»ç°¡ ÀÏÂï ±Í°¡ÇßÀ» ¶§¸¦ »©°í´Â ¸»ÀÔ´Ï´Ù)¶ó°í Çؼ ¶Ç Æø¼Ò. Ŭ¸°ÅÏ ´ëÅë·ÉÀÌ ÀÎÅÏ°ú Àç¹Ì¸¦ º¸°í Àִµ¥ ºÎÀÎÀÌ ¿ÜÃâÇß´Ù°¡ ³Ê¹« ÀÏÂï µ¹¾Æ¿À´Â ¹Ù¶÷¿¡ º¸Á°üµéÀÌ ´çȲÇß´Ù´Â ¾ê±â´Ù.
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ÀÌ¿Í °ü·ÃÇÏ¿© ÇÑ ¶óµð¿À Ä¿¹Ìµð¾ðÀº Calvin Klein has just introduced new men¡¯s panties on which ¡°Saddam¡¯s WMD¡± is written. I don¡¯t think these panties will sell. because people now know Hussein has no weapons of mass destruction! (ÀÇ»ó µðÀÚÀÌ³Ê Ä¶ºó Ŭ¶óÀÎÀº ¡¸»ç´ãÀÇ ´ë·®»ì»ó¹«±â¡¹¶ó°í ¾²ÀÎ »õ ³²¼º ÆÒƼ¸¦ Ãâ½ÃÇß½À´Ï´Ù. ±×·±µ¥ ÀÌ ÆÒƼ°¡ Àß Æȸ®Áö ¾ÊÀ» °Ì´Ï´Ù. »ç¶÷µéÀÌ ÀÌÁ¦´Â Èʼ¼ÀÎÀÌ ´ë·®»ì»ó¹«±â¸¦ °¡Áö°í ÀÖÁö ¾ÊÀº ÁÙ ¾Ë±â ¶§¹®ÀÌÁö¿ä)¶ó°í Á¶Å©. Èʼ¼ÀÎÀÇ ´ë·®»ì»ó¹«±â¶õ ¿©±â¼ ±×ÀÇ ¡¸¹°°Ç¡¹À» °¡¸®Å²´Ù. ±×·¯´Ï±î Èʼ¼ÀÎÀÇ ¡¸±×°Í¡¹Àº º°º¼ÀϾø´Ù´Â ¾ê±â´Ù.
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