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FCC°¡ ÀÌ »ç°ÇÀÇ Áø»ó Á¶»ç¿¡ ³ª¼ÀÚ CBS-TV Late Show ÁøÇàÀÚÀÎ Ä¿¹Ìµð¾ð David LettermanÀº Our former president Bill Clinton volunteered to look into it! (¿ì¸®ÀÇ ÀüÁ÷ ´ëÅë·É ºô Ŭ¸°ÅÏÀº ÀÌ »ç°Ç Á¶»ç¸¦ ÀÚ¿øÇß´ä´Ï´Ù!)¶ó°í Á¶Å©. look into´Â ¡¸Á¶»çÇÑ´Ù¡¹ ¶Ç´Â ¡¸³»¸·À» ¾Ë¾Æº»´Ù¡¹´Â ¶æÀε¥ ±ÛÀÚ ±×´ë·Î´Â ¡¸¼ÓÀ» µé¿©´Ùº»´Ù¡¹´Â ¸»À̹ǷΠŬ¸°ÅÏÀÌ Á¶»ç¸¦ ºùÀÚÇؼ Àè½¼ÀÇ ¼Ó°¡½¿À» µé¿©´Ùº¸°í ½Í¾î ÇÑ´Ù´Â Á¶Å©´Ù.
ÀÌ »ç°Ç¿¡ ´ëÇØ Ä¿¹Ìµð¾ð ·¹³ë´Â ¶Ç It¡¯s kind of ironic to see a Jackson is sexually molested! (À轼ʫÀÇ ÇÑ »ç¶÷ÀÌ ¼ºÈñ·Õ´çÇÏ´Â °ÍÀ» º¸´Â °ÍÀº ¾ÆÀÌ·¯´ÏÄ® ÇÕ´Ï´Ù!)¶ó°í Á¶Å©. ÀÚ³×Æ® Àè½¼ÀÇ ¿Àºü ¸¶ÀÌŬ Àè½¼ÀÌ ³²ÀÚ ¾ÆÀ̸¦ ¼ºÈñ·ÕÇÑ ÇøÀÇ·Î ÀçÆǹްí ÀÖ´Â °ÍÀ» ºø´í ¿ì½º°³´Ù. ÀÚ³×Æ® Àè½¼ÀÇ °íÀÇÀû À¯¹æ ³ëÃâÀ» ¼ºÈñ·ÕÀ¸·Î º¸´Â °Íµµ ¿ô±ä´Ù.
»ç°ÇÀÌ ÀÇ¿Ü·Î ÆĹ®À» ÀÏÀ¸Å°ÀÚ ÀÚ³×Æ® Àè½¼Àº ¼îÀÇ ±ØÀû È¿°ú¸¦ ³ë·Á ÀǵµÀûÀ¸·Î °¡½¿À» ³ëÃâÇß´Ù°í ½ÃÀÎÇßÀ¸³ª »ý°¢º¸´Ù Áö³ªÄ¡°Ô ³ëÃâµÇ¾ú´Ù°í ±Ã»öÇÑ º¯¸íÀ» Çß´Ù. Ä¿¹Ìµð¾ð ·¹Å͸ÇÀº Janet Jackson pretends to apologize to all those who pretend to have been offended by her breast! (ÀÚ³×Æ® Àè½¼Àº ±×³àÀÇ À¯¹æÀ» º¸°í ºÒÄèÇÏ°Ô »ý°¢Çϴ üÇÏ´Â ¸ðµç »ç¶÷µé¿¡°Ô »ç°úÇϴ ôÇÏ°í ÀÖ½À´Ï´Ù)¶ó°í Á¶Å©. Á¶Å©¶ó±âº¸´Ù´Â ¾î¼¸é Á¤°îÀ» Â´Â ÇØÇÐÀÎÁöµµ ¸ð¸¥´Ù.
ÀÌ Nipplegate¿¡ °üÇؼ ÇÑ ¶óµð¿À Ä¿¹Ìµð¾ðÀº Just my luck! I betted on her left boob! (³ ¿îµµ ¾ø¾î! ³ ±×³àÀÇ ¿ÞÂÊ À¯¹æÀÌ ³ëÃâµÇ´Â ÂÊ¿¡ µ·À» °É¾ú°Åµç¿ä!)¶ó°í Çؼ ÇѹÙÅÁ ¿ô±â°í´Â À̾î But I look on the bright side. I had bought a huge plasma TV just on time! (ÇÏÁö¸¸ ¿îÀÌ ³ª»Ú±â¸¸ ÇÑ °ÍÀº ¾Æ´Ï¾ú½À´Ï´Ù. ¼öÆÛº¸¿ïÀ» º¸·Á°í ´ëÇü Çö󽺸¶ TV¸¦ ¶§¸ÂÃç »çµÎ¾ú°Åµç¿ä!)¶ó°í Á¶Å©. ÃÖ°í ÈÁúÀÇ ´ëÇü TV·Î ¿©°¡¼öÀÇ À¯¹æÀ» ¶È¶ÈÈ÷ Àß º¸¾Ò´Ù´Â ¾ê±â´Ù.
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¿¬ÃʺÎÅÍ ÀÚ³×Æ® Àè½¼°ú ¸¶ÀÌŬ Àè½¼ ³²¸ÅÀÇ ½ºÄµµé·Î ¿Â ¹Ì±¹ÀÌ ¶°µé½âÇØÁöÀÚ ÇÑ ¶óµð¿À Ä¿¹Ìµð¾ðÀº Despite all these adversities, Janet Jackson is holding up fine and Michael Jackson is holding his own.À̶ó°í Çؼ ûÃëÀÚµéÀÇ Æø¼Ò¸¦ ÀھƳ´Ù. hold up°ú hold one¡¯s ownÀº µÑ ´Ù ¡¸¾î·Á¿òÀ» Àß °ßµð°í ÀÖ´Ù¡¹´Â ¶æÀÇ °ü¿ë¾î´Ù. ±×·¯³ª ±ÛÀÚ ±×´ë·Î Çؼ®ÇÏ¸é ¡¸ÀÌ ¸ðµç ¿ª°æ¿¡µµ ºÒ±¸ÇÏ°í ÀÚ³×Æ® Àè½¼Àº (³ªÀÌ°¡ µé¾î Ãà óÁö´Â À¯¹æÀ») Àß ²ôÁý¾î ¿Ã¸®°í ÀÖÀ¸¸ç, ¸¶ÀÌŬ Àè½¼Àº (ÀÚ±â ÀÚ½ÅÀÇ ¹°°ÇÀ») Àâ°í (ÀÚÀ§ÇàÀ§¸¦ ÇÏ°í)ÀÖ´Ù¡¹´Â ¸»Ã³·³ µé¸°´Ù. ¸¶ÀÌŬÀº ¾î¸° ¼Ò³â¿¡°Ô ¼ºÃßÇàÀ» ÇÑ ÇøÀÇ·Î ÀçÆÇÀ» ¹Þ°í ÀÖ´Ù.
Nipplegate¸¦ ±â³ä(?)Çϱâ À§ÇØ ´º¿åÀÇ ÇÑ ¹éÈÁ¡Àº Janet Jackson Lingerie Sale(ÀÚ³×Æ® Àè½¼ ¶õÁ¦¸® ½êÀÏ)À» ½Ç½ÃÇߴµ¥, All bras were half off!À̶ó°í Ä¿¹Ìµð¾ð ·¹³ë°¡ Á¶Å©. ±×ÀÇ ¸»Àº ¡¸¸ðµç ºê¶óÀÚ ¹Ý¾× ½êÀÏ!¡¹À̶õ ¶æµµ µÇ°í ¡¸¸ðµç ºê¶óÀÚÀÇ ÄÅÀÌ Çϳª¹Û¿¡ ¾øÀ½¡¹À̶õ ¶æµµ µÈ´Ù.
ÀÚ³×Æ® Àè½¼ °¡½¿³ëÃâ»ç°Ç°ú °°Àº ÀÏÀÌ Àç¹ßµÇÁö ¾Êµµ·Ï Çϱâ À§ÇØ ¹Ì±¹ÀÇ ¹æ¼Û»çµéÀº ¾ÕÀ¸·Î ¸ðµç live show¿¡ five-second delay technology(5ÃÊ Áö¿¬ ±â¼ú)¸¦ »ç¿ëÇϱâ·Î °áÁ¤Çß´Ù. ÀÌ°ÍÀº »ý¹æ¼ÛÇÒ ¶§ ½Ç½Ã°£À¸·Î ÇÏÁö ¾Ê°í 5ÃÊ ´Ê°Ô ȸéÀÌ ³ª°¡µµ·Ï Çϴ ÷´Ü ±â¼úÀε¥, Ã⿬ÀÚÀÇ ºÎÀûÀýÇÑ µ¹ÃâÇൿÀÌ ÀÖÀ» ¶§ 5ÃÊ ¾È¿¡ ±×¸²À̳ª ³ìÀ½À» ¼öÁ¤ÇÏ´Â °ÍÀÌ´Ù.
ÀÌ·± º¸µµ°¡ ³ª°¡ÀÚ Ä¿¹Ìµð¾ð ·¹³ë´Â Today Dick Cheney said the White House will use this five-second delay technology for all Bush speeches! (¾ÕÀ¸·Î ¹é¾Ç°üÀº ¸ðµç º×½¬ ´ëÅë·ÉÀÇ ¿¬¼³¿¡ ÀÌ 5ÃÊ Áö¿¬ ±â¼úÀ» »ç¿ëÇϱâ·Î Çß´Ù°í ¿À´Ã üÀÌ´Ï ºÎÅë·ÉÀÌ ¸»Çß½À´Ï´Ù)¶ó°í Á¶Å©.
Nipplegate ¿©ÆÄ·Î ¹Ì±¹ ÀÇȸ´Â ¹æ¼Û ³»¿ë Á¤È¸¦ À§ÇÑ Ã»¹®È¸¸¦ °³ÃÖÇß´Ù. Ä¿¹Ìµð¾ð ·¹³ë´Â In Congress, they¡¯re considering a three-strike rule for indecency on TV. Three strikes and you¡¯re out! That¡¯s good! We still have two more chances to see Janet Jackson¡¯s breast! (ÀÇȸ´Â TV ³»¿ë Á¤È¸¦ À§ÇØ 3ÁøÁ¦ µµÀÔÀ» °ËÅä ÁßÀÔ´Ï´Ù. ¼¼ ¹ø À§¹ÝÇÏ¸é ¿ÏÀüÈ÷ ÅðÃâ½ÃŲ´Ù´Â °Ì´Ï´Ù! ±×°Å ÁÁÁö¿ä! ÀÚ³×Æ® Àè½¼ÀÇ À¯¹æÀ» º¼ ±âȸ°¡ ¾ÆÁ÷ µÎ ¹ø ³²¾ÒÀ¸´Ï±î¿ä!)¶ó°í Çؼ ¶Ç ¿ôÀ½À» ÀھƳ´Ù.
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±×Áß¿¡´Â º×½¬°¡ ±Ù¹«Áö¿¡¼ Ä¡°ú Áø·á¸¦ ¹ÞÀº ±â·Ïµµ µé¾î ÀÖ¾ú´Âµ¥, À̸¦ µÎ°í Ä¿¹Ìµð¾ð ·¹³ë´Â How stupid would Clinton feel? He ran away all the way to England while Bush just went to the dentist!(Ŭ¸°ÅÏÀº ¾ó¸¶³ª ÀڱⰡ ¹Ùº¸°°ÀÌ »ý°¢µÇ°Ú½À´Ï±î? ±×´Â ¿µ±¹±îÁö µµ¸Á°¬´Âµ¥, º×½¬´Â °Ü¿ì Ä¡°ú¿¡ °¬´Ù°í¿ä?)¶ó°í Çؼ Æø¼Ò¸¦ ÀھƳ´Ù. Ŭ¸°ÅÏÀº º£Æ®³²Àü ¡º´À» ÇÇÇϱâ À§ÇØ ´ç½Ã ¿µ±¹ ¿Á½ºÆÛµå´ëÇÐÀ¸·Î À¯ÇÐÀ» °¬¾ú´Ù.
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2¿ù3ÀÏÀÇ À̸¥¹Ù Mini-Super Tuesday¿¡ ¹Ì±¹ 7°³ñ¶¿¡¼ ½Ç½ÃµÈ primary(´ëÅë·ÉÈĺ¸ ¿¹ºñ¼±°Å)¿¡¼ John Kerry »ó¿øÀÇ¿øÀº 5°³ñ¶¿¡¼ 1µîÀ» ÇÔÀ¸·Î½á ¾ÆÁ÷ ¾î´À ñ¶¿¡¼µµ À̱âÁö ¸øÇÑ Howard Dean îñ ¹ö¸¸Æ®ñ¶ Áö»ç¸¦ ¸ÖÂġ µûµ¹¸®°í ¹ÎÁÖ´ç ´ëÅë·ÉÈĺ¸ Áö¸íÀ» ÇâÇØ ½Â½ÂÀ屸ÇÏ°í ÀÖ¾ú´Ù. Ä¿¹Ìµð¾ð ·¹³ë´Â John Kerry, you won big yesterday. Why the long face?¶ó°í Çؼ Àü±¹ÀÇ ½ÃûÀÚµéÀ» ¿ô°å´Ù.
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